Do you want to become a wizard of words, a master of the English language? Do you want to craft gemlike prose that reaches into the depths of your reader's consciousness and illuminates their very soul? If so, then you shouldn't take this class, because we (your instructors) don't know how to do those things. But if you want to spend a few hours freewriting, playing silly writing games, and generally having fun with the creative process, then this class is for you.